Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Reign: The Real Mary Stuart & Elizabeth Tudor

     In terms of fashion Reign has gotten a bit more accurate though I never complained about the clothes. Another thing the CW show got right was perhaps the rivalry between the cousin queens for the English Throne. But of course the story is a bit a skewed... Since there's too much to cover I'm going to focus on the events of the current season because that's the most important.


Queen Elizabeth I & Mary, Queen of Scots


Some Background...

     To understand the rivalry between Queen Elizabeth Tudor and Queen Mary Stuart you need to look at their family tree. Mary Stuart is the granddaughter of Margaret Tudor, Henry VIII's older sister making Mary Stuart Elizabeth's second cousin. Mary was born in Scotland December 8, 1542. Elizabeth was 9 at the time. She had been declared a bastard by her father when she was 3 shortly after he ordered her mother's beheading. From that day forward Elizabeth would live a life on the edge of a knife reliant on her mercurial father's affections.



Elizabeth as a young girl

      Scotland and England were not on great terms at the time. Henry VIII and his nephew James V were butting heads (a conflict that would lead Henry to cut out the Stuart line from succession to the English throne but that wouldn't be an issue due to religious conflict). Mary Stuart was only six days old when her father died. She was crowned Queen of Scotland and at one point Henry VIII proposed that the infant queen marry his own son Edward. But like many dynastic marriages it came to nothing. In 1547 Henry VIII died leaving his only son and heir Edward VI, he was 9 or 10 years old at the time (in Henry VIII's will he re-legitimized his 2 daughters naming them in the line of succession should Edward die without heirs). Because of rumors of assassination Mary was smuggled out of Scotland when she was 5 years old in 1548 and taken to France where she was to marry the Dauphin Francois. 



Francis & Mary

      So Mary grew up and when she was about 16 she married her fiancĂ© Francois (who was 15). But it was not to be. Mary soon became a young widow after her husband died of an ear infection when she was about 18. In England, Elizabeth was queen and 27 years old. She and Mary were already having confrontation over inheritance. Mary never directly challenged her cousin for the throne but she never denied her right to it either. This caused tension between the cousins which was the source of their conflict. Nine months after Francois died, Mary returned to Scotland where more tragedy awaited her.


Mary, Queen of Scots

 Religious Conflict

      Though Mary was born in Scotland, she hadn't been there since she was a toddler. It must have seemed pretty alien to the young queen and no doubt many of the Scottish nobles felt the same towards her. Mary seemed more French than Scottish. But the worst part was the religious conflict. Scotland was torn between Protestantism and Catholicism. Many thought that since Mary was Roman Catholic she would work hard to squash the Protestants but to their disappointment, Mary showed tolerance between her Protestant lords and subjects.



Lord Moray

     Her illegitimate half brother James, Earl of Moray (who was Protestant) was one of her advisors. Most of her council were Protestant from influential families. It was her attempt at tolerance but it would have been easier if someone like John Knox didn't hound her all the time. John Knox was one of those fire brand religious fundamentalists who hate gays and women. He believed that women were unfit to rule (Elizabeth sure proved him wrong). He was Mary's most brutal critic.  


Lord Moray from "Reign"

     Another reason some may suggest why Mary neglected to appoint more councilors more sympathetic to Catholic (and even French) causes was because she was trying to focus on trying to take the English crown. I'm not really sure that's the reason though I wouldn't rule it out. Even the one significant later addition to the council, Lord Ruthven in December 1563, was another Protestant whom Mary personally disliked. In this, she was acknowledging her lack of effective military power in the face of the Protestant lords, while also following a policy that strengthened her links with England. She joined with Lord Moray in the destruction of Scotland's leading Catholic magnate, Lord Huntly, in 1562 after he led a rebellion in the Highlands against her. Mary did send William Maitland of Lethington as an ambassador to the English court to put the case for Mary as the heir presumptive to the English throne. Elizabeth refused to name a potential heir, fearing that to do so would invite conspiracy to displace her with the nominated successor. But she assured Maitland vaguely that no one had a stronger claim than Mary. 


Lord Darnley & Mary were one of History's most unhappy marriages

     There were plans made in late 1561 and early 1562, arrangements were made for the two queens to meet in England at York or Nottingham in August or September 1562, but Elizabeth sent Sir Henry Sidney to cancel in July because of the civil war in France. 



Oh yeah they look so happy. They'll last a while...

The Marriage From Hell

     Mary Stuart and Henry Stuart (a.k.a. Lord Darnley) were first cousins. There's debate on reasons why Mary married Darnley so quickly. Some sight political reasons but most claim it was because Mary fell in love with Darnley. Mary had briefly met her English-born first cousin Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, in February 1561 when she was in mourning for Francis. They next met on Saturday 17 February 1565 at Wemyss Castle in Scotland, after which Mary fell in love with the "long lad" (as Queen Elizabeth called him—he was over six feet tall). They married at Holyrood Palace on 29 July 1565, even though both were Catholic and a papal dispensation for the marriage of first cousins had not been obtained.



Queen Elizabeth I was sometimes called the Pirate Queen
because she hired privateers to rob Spanish ships

    Of course Elizabeth disapproved of the match as it threatened her hold on the English throne. Yet Mary's brother Moray was also displeased with the marriage. Unlike in the show, James defected to other Protestant Lords Argyll and Glencairn because another Catholic monarch threatened the Protestant cause. James and his two Scottish lords were now in open rebellion. 



Mary and her brother weren't as close in real life
as portrayed in the show

       Mary set out from Edinburgh on 26 August 1565 to confront them, and on the 30th Moray entered Edinburgh, but left soon afterward having failed to take the castle. Mary returned to Edinburgh the following month to raise more troops. In what became known as the Chaseabout Raid, Mary and her forces and Moray and the rebellious lords roamed around Scotland without ever engaging in direct combat. Unable to muster sufficient support, in October Moray left Scotland for asylum in England. Mary broadened her privy council, bringing in both Catholics (Bishop of Ross John Lesley and provost of Edinburgh Simon Preston of Craigmillar) and Protestants (the new Lord Huntly, Bishop of Galloway Alexander Gordon, John Maxwell of Terregles and Sir James Balfour).


Henry Stewart (a.ka. Lord Darnley)




Darnley stomping away like a toddler...

       Speaking of rebellion, Darnley soon showed his true colors. He was arrogant, childish, and ambitious. He demanded the Crown Matrimonial but Mary refused putting a strain on their marriage. Luckily they conceived around October 1565. Darnley grew jealous over Mary's friendship with her Italian secretary David Rizzio who was rumored to have been the real father of Mary's child. Darnley joined with Protestant Lords (including nobles who participated in the Chaseabout Raid) and by March 1566, the King Consort with his Protestant lords murdered David Rizzio in front of a pregnant Mary at a dinner party no less being held in Holyrood Palace. You can imagine Mary's distress. But within 2 days she managed to convince Darnley to switch sides again and help her escape. On the night of 11–12 March, Darnley and Mary escaped from the palace, and took temporary refuge in Dunbar Castle before returning to Edinburgh on 18 March. The former rebels Lords Moray, Argyll and Glencairn were restored to the council.

     Their son, James, was born in Edinburgh Castle June 19, 1566 but Darnley and Mary's marriage was beyond repair afterwards. 



Elizabeth, the Hunting Queen

A Murder Most Foul

    Darnley's murder was to be Mary's first step into her destruction. At Craigmillar Castle, near Edinburgh, at the end of November 1566, Mary and leading nobles held a meeting to discuss the "problem of Darnley". Divorce was discussed, but then a bond was probably sworn between the lords present to remove Darnley by other means. Darnley feared for his safety and after the baptism of his son at Stirling shortly before Christmas, he went to Glasgow to stay on his father's estates. At the start of the journey, he was afflicted by a fever, possibly smallpox, syphilis, or the result of poison, and he remained ill for some weeks.



Mary and Darnley started out great but once they were married
his true colors showed

     Some historians claim Darnley was suffering from syphilis and claim Mary never sharing this affliction as proof that James VI wasn't really the son of Darnley but I have a hard time believing that. n late January 1567, Mary prompted her husband to return to Edinburgh. He recuperated from his illness in a house belonging to the brother of Sir James Balfour at the former abbey of Kirk o' Field, just within the city wall. Mary visited him daily, so that it appeared a reconciliation was in progress. On the night of 9–10 February 1567, Mary visited her husband in the early evening and then attended the wedding celebrations of a member of her household, Bastian Pagez. In the early hours of the morning, an explosion devastated Kirk o' Field, and Darnley was found dead in the garden, apparently smothered.


Elizabeth stood the most to lose from her cousins' marrying

     The people named in the murder of Lord Darnley were Moray, Maitland, Bothwell and Mary herself. Elizabeth actually wrote to her cousin warning her of the rumors and how they made her look: 

     "I should ill fulfil the office of a faithful cousin or an affectionate friend if I did not ... tell you what all the world is thinking. Men say that, instead of seizing the murderers, you are looking through your fingers while they escape; that you will not seek revenge on those who have done you so much pleasure, as though the deed would never have taken place had not the doers of it been assured of impunity. For myself, I beg you to believe that I would not harbour such a thought."

     Sounds like something a frenemy would say while being concerned there's blatant criticism in Elizabeth's tone in the letter. Most likely Mary destroyed the letter in a huff but Elizabeth was also pointing out the danger. What Mary did next perhaps damaged her reputation even more. She actually pardoned Bothwell of the suspected murder of her husband. Needless to say it didn't look good and was about to look worse...


James Hepburn, Earl of Bothwell

Lord Bothwell

      The show makes the whirlwind romance between Lord Bothwell and Mary Stuart out like a romance novel though it may be less romantic or more complicated than that. James Hepburn was the 4th Earl of Bothwell. He was already married twice and by the time he met Mary, Bothwell was on his second marriage with a woman Jean Gordon, sister of Sir John Gordon and of George, Earl of Huntly. They were divorced on 7 May 1567, citing his adultery with her servant as cause. Eight days later he would marry Mary, Queen of Scots. 



Bothwell was the cause of Mary's downfall

    In the show Lord Bothwell first meets Mary when she returns to Scotland but really they met much earlier in France in 1560. During the regency of Marie de Guise (Mary's mother), Bothwell was a supporter of hers. After Protestant Lords gained power following Marie de Guise's death and the return to Scotland of Mary, Queen of Scots, Bothwell appears to have been not much more than a troublesome noble at court (not the Loyal Watchman Mary had come to rely on). His open quarrel with the Earl of Arran and the Hamiltons, who accused him of intriguing against the Crown, caused some degree of anguish to the Queen, and although the Earl of Arran was eventually declared mad, Bothwell was nevertheless imprisoned in Edinburgh Castle without trial in 1562. Later that year, while the Queen was in the Highlands, he escaped and went to Hermitage Castle.



The show makes them a romantic couple but
he also may have raped her so... nope...

    The Queen and Bothwell were by now very close. When Bothwell married Lady Jean Gordon, daughter of The 4th Earl of Huntly, in February 1566, the Queen attended the wedding (the marriage lasted just over a year). In the following summer, upon hearing that he had been seriously wounded and was likely to die, she rode all the way through the hills and forests of the Borders to be with him at Hermitage Castle only a few weeks after giving birth to her son. But some historians claim that Mary was already on her way to see Bothwell on matters of state before she heard about his illness, and that therefore this visit is not evidence they were already lovers at the time of his accident. The story of her mad flight to his side was put about later by Queen Mary's enemies to discredit her.



Mary building up her own faction against Darnley

     Bothwell was one of the people named in the suspected murder of Lord Darnley along with Mary herself. Lennox, Darnley's father, demanded that Bothwell be tried before the Estates of Parliament, to which Mary agreed, but Lennox's request for a delay to gather evidence was denied. In the absence of Lennox, and with no evidence presented, Bothwell was acquitted after a seven-hour trial on 12 April. A week later, Bothwell managed to convince more than two dozen lords and bishops to sign the Ainslie Tavern Bond, in which they agreed to support his aim to marry the queen.


Bothwell abducts Mary but she may have planned it... Maybe

  On Wednesday 24 April, while Mary was on the road from Linlithgow Palace to Edinburgh, Bothwell suddenly appeared with 800 men. He assured her that danger awaited her in Edinburgh, and told her that he proposed to take her to his castle at Dunbar, out of harm's way. She agreed to accompany him and arrived at Dunbar at midnight. There Mary was taken prisoner by Bothwell and allegedly raped by him to secure marriage to her and the crown. Whether or not Mary was complicit or a victim is still debated. On 12 May the Queen created him Duke of Orkney and Marquess of Fife, and on 15 May they were married in the Great Hall at Holyrood, according to Protestant rites officiated by Adam Bothwell, Bishop of Orkney.


Unfortunately Mary had the worst taste in men when it
came to being her own choice

    The marriage divided the country. Catholics considered the marriage unlawful, since they did not recognise Bothwell's divorce or the validity of the Protestant service. Both Protestants and Catholics were shocked that Mary should marry the man accused of murdering her husband. The marriage was tempestuous, and Mary became despondent. On 16 June, the Lords opposed to Mary and the Duke of Orkney (as Bothwell had newly become) signed a Bond denouncing them. A showdown between the two opposing sides followed at Carberry Hill on 15 June 1567, from which Bothwell fled, after one final embrace, never to be seen again by Mary. In December that year, Bothwell's titles and estates were forfeited by Act of Parliament.


CW likes to blend historical fact with
contemporary fiction but they do it well
    
Mary Dethroned & Imprisoned

     The lords took Mary to Edinburgh, where crowds of spectators denounced her as an adulteress and murderer.[134] The following night, she was imprisoned in Loch Leven Castle, on an island in the middle of Loch Leven. Between 20 and 23 July, Mary miscarried twins. Some like to romanticize that Mary's twins survived and were smuggled out of Scotland to be raised in France. Not sure if the show will go with this story line but it feels like something it would do. On 24 July, she was forced to abdicate in favour of her one-year-old son James. Moray was made regent, while Bothwell was driven into exile. He was imprisoned in Denmark, became insane and died in 1578.


Mary had to make the toughest decisions
for her country

    Mary eventually escaped Scotland but where would she go? England was the only option. Elizabeth assured her cousin that she would keep her safe and help restore her to the Scottish throne. However, Elizabeth never did. Mary was too dangerous to be kept prisoner and even more dangerous on a throne. 


Elizabeth I probably wishes she had a more loving family
that didn't need to kill each other to hold onto power

Final Years and Eventual Execution

   Poor Mary was Elizabeth's prisoner for about 19 or so years being moved from castle to castle. There were many Catholic plots to free the Scottish queen but they all failed. Even after Mary was convicted of Darnley's murder and guilty of treason against the English crown Elizabeth refused to sign Mary's death warrant. It was definitely hard for Elizabeth. It must have drudged up painful memories of losing her own mother who was a crowned queen and also the fear of setting a precedent for killing God Anointed Queens. But also maybe Elizabeth felt a sympathy for her cousin who was also born the wrong sex to the disappointment to their kingly fathers. 


Mary approaches her death...

    The story goes that a council member had Elizabeth sign the order for Mary's execution by making her think it was for something else. At Fotheringhay on the evening of 7 February 1587, Mary was told that she was to be executed the next morning. She spent the last hours of her life in prayer, distributing her belongings to her household, and writing her will and a letter to the King of France. The scaffold that was erected in the Great Hall was two feet high and draped in black. It was reached by two or three steps and furnished with the block, a cushion for her to kneel on and three stools, for her and the earls of Shrewsbury and Kent, who were there to witness the execution. If you remember a certain film, The Golden Age, there was a scene where Mary Stuart was being led to her execution she wore a deep red dress as a symbol for the Catholic faith. The executioners knelt before her and asked forgiveness. She replied, "I forgive you with all my heart, for now, I hope, you shall make an end of all my troubles." She was blindfolded by Kennedy with a white veil embroidered in gold, knelt down on the cushion in front of the block, on which she positioned her head, and stretched out her arms. Her last words were, "In manus tuas, Domine, commendo spiritum meum" ("Into thy hands, O Lord, I commend my spirit").


Mary's destiny was always headed down this road

      Mary's death wasn't quick though. It took a few tries for the executioner to remove her head. The first blow missed her neck and struck the back of her head. The second blow severed the neck, except for a small bit of sinew, which the executioner cut through using the axe. Afterward, he held her head aloft and declared, "God save the Queen." At that moment, the auburn tresses in his hand turned out to be a wig and the head fell to the ground, revealing that Mary had very short, grey hair. A small dog owned by the queen, a Skye terrier, is said to have been hiding among her skirts, unseen by the spectators. Following the beheading, it refused to be parted from its owner's body and was covered in her blood, until it was forcibly taken away and washed. Mary was only 44 years old when she died. 


Sometimes winning sucks

    When Elizabeth heard of her cousin's execution she flew into a despondent rage and imprisoned the messenger who delivered the order in the Tower. Cecil promptly pardoned the messenger. Elizabeth's grief may have been a bit staged but there most likely legitimate tears. In another life Mary and Elizabeth could have been friends but Mary triumphed in the end. Her son James though baptized a Catholic was raised as a Protestant and when Elizabeth died he finally brought the two countries together under one rule without bloodshed... well not a lot.


Whenever I read about Mary Stuart I always say
"Poor Mary"
     
The Legacy of Mary and Elizabeth

      So was Mary a victim or was she the architect of her own disaster? You could debate that as much as you like but you won't find an easy answer. The conflict and rivalry between the cousin queens is perhaps one of the most famous stand offs in history. The Renaissance was an age of women in power whether on the throne or in the shadows, of religious strife, of new ideas, of piracy. One has to ask how Mary could have fallen so far? Some sight her pretty face but that feels one dimensional. It was the people around Mary that spelled her doom. 


Mary, Queen of Scots buried beside her cousin...

     Elizabeth faced the same criticism as Mary but I feel she had the right advisors surrounding her and even the force of character to stay on her throne. Another reason I feel is because Elizabeth was born and raised in England where as Mary was raised away from home. If Mary had grown up in Scotland maybe the nobles would have viewed her less as a foreigner. Yet in the end it was through all this strife and blood shed that forged two nations into one. Though they were never close in life Mary Stuart is buried beside her rival and cousin Elizabeth (who is also buried with her sister Mary Tudor) in Westminster Abbey. 

Elizabeth I buried beside her older sister and a few
feet away from her cousin queen.


       



    





       

    

     

Thursday, May 11, 2017

The Originals: Elijah's Trek Into Darkness

   Incredibly happy to hear that The Originals is getting a season 5! While we celebrate I wanted to talk about Elijah's violent behavior as of late. It feels out of the blue but it's an understandable reaction. For one thing remember that Elijah once said, "No one hurts my family and lives. No one." Then he proceeded to rip out some hearts to get his point across. And we've known that there's always been a beast beneath the fancy suit and pocket square. Elijah is the martyr of the family who will sacrifice himself whether literally or figuratively. Right now he seems to be sacrificing his nobility. 


The immortal stud with the pocket square

    Elijah shocked everyone when he just went ahead and slit the throats of innocent young witches (I'm starting to feel sympathy for these French Quarter witches and understand why they're crazy murderous). Then he expected Vincent to just perform the ritual without any preparation. It's not just the violence it's the total lack of calculation that surprised me. Elijah usually thinks ahead but lately he's like a blunt instrument just beating people into submission. I understand that he probably feels like he needs to make up for lost time or now that Hope is growing up she's even more vulnerable so he feels he has to be more forceful. But it was Elijah's violent retribution and preemptive strikes that almost led him to destruction in the first place. He ripped Marcel's heart out triggering his new transformation which led to him getting bitten and Klaus being imprisoned. This erratic behavior may end up hurting his family more than helping. And how will this affect his relationship with Hayley?


It took them a long time to get together
Elijah may mess it up though

    Hayley has done some bad stuff and she admits that. However, what makes her good is that she's trying to be a better person. She falls off the wagon but ultimately she tries to do the right thing. It sets a good example for her daughter and even Klaus is trying to keep Hope innocent for as long as possible. Elijah admitted that that's what he loved most about Hayley yet she was justifiably concerned when Elijah was willing to sacrifice a child to stop the Hollow. She may end up being the only light in Elijah's life that can keep him from getting lost. She may be losing her noble honorable Elijah to his own fears for their family's safety which may end up consuming him which will lead him to do something so horrendous that not even Hayley could ever forgive him.


It's not a Mikaelson party until there's blood
on the walls

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result every time. Elijah even defined this term once to Klaus when he was describing his pathological loyalty to him but right now I think someone needs to remind Elijah of the definition because he may end up like Klaus and push Hayley away. If he keeps using violence as a solution it'll create more enemies than the Mikaelsons can handle.

Hayley is Elijah's lighthouse

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Agents of SHIELD: SkyeWard Closure & Agents of HYDRA

   We can't shake Ward's ghost but here it wasn't as painful. Last episode we got some closure on the SkyeWard ship and the Agents of HYDRA arc has to be the best of the series.

Coulson makes his own soap...


SkyeWard Closure

They still make a good team

      In the world of "what if" it felt like a gut punch. It gives us an image of what Ward would have been like had the right people gotten to him first like Victoria Hand (who in the real world Ward murdered because he was Garrett's puppet). We knew there was good in Ward but it was crushed and twisted into something ugly that turned him into a monster. If someone had given him a chance things would have turned out differently. Even in this dark world inside the Framework, Skye and Ward are together and they end up on opposite sides. 


Daisy looks like she's about to jump out of her skin

     On to my favorite scene though: Ward and Daisy talk about him and the ending of their farce of a relationship. It's something they were denied in the real world. Daisy just handed Ward over to his abusive brother and shot him after he tried to help her. That didn't give any of us (those who shipped them) any closure! Things were still rotten between them then Ward was possessed by Hive and that ended worse. This conversation between Ward and Daisy was long overdue even if it wasn't with the real Ward. 


This was a toxic shadow of SkyeWard

     Again it's like a gut punch because this was the Grant Ward we always wanted but never got. This Ward is not only a loyal SHIELD agent but we see his good traits used for a force of good. Ward was always devoted and loyal to those closest to him but in the Framework his love wasn't toxic that hurt people. Ward was always a soldier but that part of him drove his need in some ways like when he still saw himself as part of the SHIELD team after he started telling them HYDRA secrets. He still acted as their attack dog even when they hunted him. It was only when Daisy shot him that Ward was finally disillusioned and turned on them. 


      When Framework Ward asked, "When you go back to the real world... do I get my Skye back." Daisy was genuinely sad for him. It makes me wish we could keep this Ward (and take Trip back with us). Whatever happens at least Ward and Daisy were given the closure on their romance which is deserved because they started out so great I felt terrible that it ended so horribly between them on opposite sides after all they've been through together.



Aida just wants to be a real girl...

Agents of HYDRA

     Agents of SHIELD just keep getting better. I admit it started out a little cartoonish but as it went on it delved deeper into more emotional more poignant story lines which are the hallmarks of super hero shows and movies; reflecting society in a way that doesn't sound preachy but is inspiring. 


This Fitz is cold blooded

    But this Agents of HYDRA story arc has clenched my heart because our sweetest most noble character Fitz has turned into such a monster! He's the Nazi doctor in love with Aida who wants to be a real girl and bring people in the Framework into the real world. Fitz's character change in this "what if" world is due to his father being in his life where in our world he's a dead beat dad. Fitz has sort have turned into Real World Grant Ward where his motives are twisted by some funhouse mirror image sense of justice. Remember when Fitz found out that Daisy was Inhuman? He hid her test results to protect her because he didn't want the team to lock her up. But this Fitz sees Inhumans as a cancer on society. At least May was able to return to SHIELD, but Fitz is in the clutches of a cold, overbearing father and a sadistic android witch and we need Jemma to get to him because I feel like maybe she can bring him back.


Mack may have to reinvent the Shotgun Axe

    This arc is heart wrenching and terrifying. We lost Mason but found Trip and I want them to use Aida's new matter making machine and bring him into the real world along with Mack's daughter, Hope. Unlike Ward who found out he's living in the Matrix and reluctantly accepts it, Mack still thinks the Framework is the real world. I don't know if he'll want to come back without his daughter. Seriously when you have a machine that transports and creates matter it opens like a thousand possibilities for character resurrections! 

Why must you kill my heroes!?


     ABC needs to renew Agents of SHIELD because it gets better with each new season. I feel like we need it more than ever given the state of our country and the world. Last episode threw some heavy shade at the Trump Administration and I seriously need shows like that. We all do! It shows us that no matter how bleak the world is there's always hope and rebellion to fight for us and bring us back into the light. 

Thursday, April 20, 2017

What Makes the Men of The Originals So Sexy?

  I've been asked: "Why do you like The Originals so much? What's so special about those guys?" Do you have a week or two? Mostly I want to stick with the second part of the question because it's what I've asked myself often enough. What makes the sexy men of The Originals so sexy?




1. Klaus Mikaelson

    He was the biggest bad of The Vampire Diaries but beneath the sadistic devil was a tortured individual. As we got to know the immortal hybrid we discovered that he's a romantic, an artist, a sensitive soul and can be fierce in his devotion to those closest to his heart. And then there's that evil smirk that makes any girl stop short. Add that to his being a father (every time I see him with Hope my ovaries vibrate) it seems like he's the dream.

    Being an artist, Klaus has a creative, passionate spirit combined with his violent upbringing in heart ache which he channels into his art. He has a difficult time conveying his hurt and pain in words but with art he has a lot to say. Art is one of his biggest seductive devices. It's how he got Hayley into bed (or at least helped), showed Caroline that he's not entirely evil, and used it to distract Aurora when he painted her portrait then walled it up in his home to symbolically bury her memory. Yet also like many great artists, Klaus has a mercurial temper, which has caused many a storm in his relationships whether romantic or platonic. Klaus has had many muses to inspire his work but his true love has always been his art. That includes those he's sculpted in his image... 


        For Marcel and Hope, Klaus has demonstrated being a devoted father-figure. He's not perfect but he's far better than Mikael. Klaus adores Hope and although he's clashed with Marcel he still views him as a son even if they aren't blood. When Elijah ripped Marcel's heart out Klaus was devastated. He has always viewed Marcel as one of them but Klaus has also displayed jealousy to see that not only had Marcel succeeded but surpassed him when it came to building a home. Fathers and sons see themselves as an image of the other so it definitely leads to conflict but ultimately Klaus cares for Marcel. They're fighting now but I don't believe Klaus would kill him. He hasn't killed his other siblings just packed them in boxes (which is his habit in dealing with relatives). 



The look in his eyes say it all

2. Elijah Mikaelson

     There's something about a man in a suit that's incredibly sexy to me. That combined with Elijah's peculiar yet elegant accent (whenever he would say "Katerina" I'd melt). He's refined in everything he does from the way he dresses to the way he talks and even to the way he adjusts his cufflinks or put on or take off his jacket. But it's not just the suit it's Elijah's manner: sophisticated, polite, chivalrous (to a fault) and always in control of his animal impulses but beneath the calm exterior you know there's a passionate fire burning inside. You see it in his gaze that always focuses on you and no one else; no matter his mood whether he's in a deep conversation or he's in love or in a rage those eyes will burn a hole in you. He can make a woman feel like she's the center of attention.

   However, we know that Elijah isn't always the perfect gentleman (which perhaps is also his appeal). Beneath the sophisticate is an animal. After the episode of The Red Door we discovered that he has a violent beast covered in blood deep inside which is why he always keeps a clean cut appearance and carries a handkerchief. He wanted to deny the beast within and though he's come to grips with it that hasn't overshadowed the gentleman he is. He's always been noble especially when it comes to romance. The most important thing for Elijah is the woman he loves to be happy even if it doesn't include him in her life. That makes Elijah a sort of tragic figure as even when a woman wants him to take the leap sometimes he doesn't make a move because his honor dictates he remain a love martyr. 

   Elijah is my favorite so I'm a bit biased but he has the making of a dominant in my BDSM fantasies as well as my vanilla fantasies (Ok I think I revealed a bit too much of myself here lol). I honestly can't imagine anyone else playing him as Daniel Gillies perfected this character over the years but when I first saw Elijah I was lovestruck! 



I love that smile. It's infectious

3. Marcel Gerard-Mikaelson

       You would think I would have Kol next but because he's always been a jerk (though still sexy) he'll go after Marcel but I also feel he deserves his place in third close behind Elijah. Marcel has loads of charisma, a magnetic personality with a big smile that is infectious. He's intelligent and when he wants something he goes for it. He's also loyal and it takes a lot to get him to turn against a friend or loved one. He looks out for his people and those he's taken under his wing. Though he and Hayley have been in constant conflict he refuses to let harm come to her (at least from his camp) and despite his current relationship with Klaus he doesn't hold any bad feelings towards Hope (she's practically his sister). 

     In the back door Pilot of The Originals I felt instantly drawn to Marcel. He was so fun and energetic but he knows how to take care of business. Unlike his mentor/father-figure Klaus, despite his abusive father Marcel didn't become bitter. I feel that Marcel is naturally joyful never dwelling in sorrow though he can certainly hold a grudge (just ask the witches). Marcel draws people to him and he keeps them through his good will (opposite of Klaus's typical style of causing fear) but he's not always so bubbly. When backed into a corner Marcel will bite maybe even rip a few throats out to make a point. He can be ruthless when pushed too far. 

    Marcel strikes me more as a friend with benefits kind of guy but he's definitely boyfriend material. He's there when you need a shoulder to cry on or to help build you up or if you need to let off some steam (either at the bar or in bed). He has great confidence in himself and his abilities to rise in power but the most attractive thing about him is the lengths he'll go for people he cares about.



Arrogant yet that's charming on him

4. Kol Mikaelson

         Kol is the bad boy you meet in high school and the guy you sneak around with rather than a boy you bring home to meet the folks. He wears his evil smirk with pride it's his main feature. I can't imagine him without it. As the youngest son Kol has to fight for attention so he acts out with violence and hardly takes no for an answer. I never found Kol that appealing as I like more mature men but he still has some attractiveness to make give him a suggestive side long glance.

     His over-confidence (straight up arrogant) can be seen as bravado but Kol values one thing: freedom. He's the guy you rebel with. When you want to rough up a few guys or bar hop Kol is on board. He's about living life to the fullest and chafes under rules. He inspires one to take charge of their life. He was attracted to the desire for freedom in Davina that blazed as intensely as his own. When he finds a girl he's devoted to her. Kol is willing to change for the right woman. Though he failed part of it was because of a hex that made him kill the woman he loved. Kol feels love and hate with equal passion. 

    Otherwise I can only see Kol as a good time. But I can understand why most fans are in love with him. Not just because of his wildness but because of the romantic they know is underneath. Everyday with Kol would seem like an adventure like Bonnie and Clyde just don't get into a situation where you're facing a hail of wooden bullets.



Also those soulful eyes of his a girl can get lost in them

5. Vincent Griffith

       To be honest Vincent didn't make much of an impression on me at first but Yates was playing Finn so I couldn't get a grasp on him. Handsome for sure but looks alone don't make a guy sexy. Then Vincent Griffith emerged and I began to see the real witch. Vincent has the mojo but is careful and cautious with how he uses it. He prefers the road that leads to peace without violence. Whenever Vincent works a spell he seems to become a completely different person. I'm mesmerized almost as he becomes otherworldly when performing his spells. There's a darkness in him that he fears.

     Just as being a beast has it's sexiness being a peace maker is just as much an aphrodisiac. Any man can make war but it takes a great man to want peace. Even when faced with an evil that could save thousands Vincent is completely tortured by it. It makes me want to hold him. But he's not a wuss. Vincent gave into the darkness inside him once so he knows it's as seductive as love but as destructive as a plague. It's impossible to wash out and this gives him a sympathy for those who are treading on the edge of darkness like when he ousted Davina (it was Marcel's idea but Vincent most likely agreed). He hates being the bearer of destruction but will follow through. 

     Another thing is that Vincent isn't prejudice. Though he's had a rough history with vampires like all the French Quarter witches he's willing to work with them and generally sees that not all vamps are alike. He's good friends with Josh who he lets help him with the witch community (but he's so cute why would not want Josh around?). And when he even gave Cami his blood to turn her into a vampire. Vincent is definitely boyfriend material. He's shy mostly and cautious when it comes to his heart but when he gives it to you he's a steady down to earth guy who would love to start a family. Just make sure you stay away from the dark voodoo stuff... 


        Klaus, Elijah, Marcel, Vincent, and Kol are not only handsome but they all have vibrant, colorful personalities that makes them each unique in their own way which makes them all sexy.